Roxxie & Sapphire: Fun Wand
Name of Product: Fun Wand
Product Description: stainless steel dildo
Price (approximate): $88.00
Where purchased: babeland
Overall recommendation: 
Sapphire helps Roxxie try out the Njoy Fun Wand. She uses the heavy stainless steel toy on Roxxie’s ass while Roxxie gets off with a Pocket Rocket. 6:51 min. video
The Easy Access Restraint System
When Fushia and I were planning our last shoot together I mentioned wanting to test out some new toys with her. I wanted to put her in the Easy Access Restraint System. It makes doggie-style look so very yummy. I ended up going into it myself! It wasn’t quite what I imagined it to be in that first test, but it is a very versatile toy so I’ll be giving it a lot more use.
The Easy Access Restraint System is a nylon and Velcro spreader bar, reinforced so that the bar doesn’t bend. I chose it because I wanted something that was going to be comfortable and not made from leather. Even though it’s only nylon and Velcro, it’s really sturdy and secure. This is a very well made toy that will restrain the most hardcore bottom. You don’t need leather to have fun, and you certainly don’t need to drop a ton of money for a leather toy. You can’t very well get yourself out of the wrist cuffs on your own, and kicking against the ankle cuffs is just going to make you tired. It’s also a very lightweight, so if you’re already burdened with a heavy toy bag this won’t weigh you down. It’s not very long either, so it should fit in your toybag nicely.
I am not particularly flexible in the legs, so I had a hard time staying in the standing doggie-style position while restrained. The ankle cuffs can be adjusted to sit higher on the legs and just below the knee if you need. I also had a hard time holding my position while on my back while restrained. I was hoping that the Easy Access Restraint System would help me hold these positions, but it really didn’t. I can say that it really does force the restrained individual into position. I look forward to experimenting with other positions that might work better for me, and also putting some differently sized and more flexible ladies into the Easy Access Restraint System.
…and the video of Fushia and I is still in the video editing queue.
Odyssey Tickler
Well, I managed to throw off my sensitivity to vibrators with the Hitachi Wand. At least I suspect that’s what happened. I’m enjoying all these toys but they’re just not getting me off. It isn’t fair to write a bad review because my button isn’t functioning correctly. I’m going off the Hitachi Wand for a while, but in the meantime I’m going to post some of my preliminary reviews.
The Odyssey Tickler is one that I’ve been eyeing lustfully lately. It looks a lot like the Nubby G, but without the g-spot curve. You might not have noticed that the Odyssey Tickler’s ticklers are pointed in a different direction than the Nubby G’s nubs. I found the placement and direction of the ticklers to be far more effective than the nubs. FAR more effective. That small difference makes all the difference for me.
The Odyssey Tickler is easy to use and it is very easy to insert the batteries. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I need a toy to have a simple, easy to open and close design. Small design elements can really make a toy worth the extra money. To open the battery case you twist off the end. Inside is this little battery holder piece that guarantees that your batteries go in the right way and stay there. If the battery holder does not slide back in easily, it needs to turn a different direction or flip upside down. Don’t force the battery holder back in. It will slide in easily when it is oriented correctly. The batteries stay in place and won’t move around during play.
The toy switches on and off with a click button on the end. Click through three different vibration speeds. The vibration isn’t exceptionally intense, but the motor is strong and it will last all night. This is a great first time vibe or a great toy for couples. It can be used to tease or it can be used for g-spot play. It is waterproof so take it in the shower or to the hot tub.
The Jollie Dildo
I’m really kind of lazy when it comes to masturbation. I like a toy that will do the work for me. I can’t be bothered to fuck myself with a dildo, or even rock against a g-spot toy. If I wanted to do a lot of work I would get my partner! I’m usually not even out of bed yet in the morning when I masturbate, so the less effort I have to make to orgasm, the better.
I have been searching for this ideal toy that will do all the work for me, and I’ve found a lot of good toys but none that really got close until now. The Jollie dildo looks strange, and I was skeptical about it myself, but it just might be as close as I can get to a toy that does it all.
According to the box, Jollie delivers pleasure three ways. The large bump on the end is the cervix pressure point and is intended to give a full feeling when inserted. The bump in the middle hits the g-spot, and the handle has ridges and hits the clit. The box even has a little illustrated diagram of female anatomy showing how the Jollie dildo hits all the important spots.
I normally wouldn’t choose such a large toy for myself, but I’m glad I did because this thing is amazing! I had to get myself warmed up a bit with my vibrator first and use lots of lube. It felt like a huge stretch going in, but once it was in place it was more comfortable. I did get a “full feeling” and I could feel the pressure on my g-spot. It really isn’t the kind of dildo that you can easily fuck yourself with. It feels good to grind against it, and even better to use your Hitachi Wand or Wahl or other strong vibrator on it. When I put the Hitachi Wand on the end, oh my god! The world began to spin. It vibrated the dildo on my g-spot and on my clit. This is so much better than the rabbit-style vibes. For one, I like the larger feeling of this dildo. The rabbit style vibes just don’t seem to provide that larger size feeling. I also like that I can just insert the Jollie dildo and go with the Hitachi Wand rather than having to rock or move the rabbit style vibe. I’ve also been disappointed in the amount of pressure or sensation on the g-spot that you get from the rabbit style vibes. Because Jollie specifically puts pressure on the g-spot to begin with, I can get a much better sensation on my g-spot when I vibrate Jollie. I think Jollie does a much better job on the g-spot than the other Hitachi g-spot attachments. I really can’t wait to introduce my girlfriend to this one.
Roxxie: Fun Wand
I’m trying out something new! I want to offer reviews in multiple types of media, and this is my first stab at a video review. Please let me know what you think.
View the video at GirlTools on blip.tv
Caught with my hands down my pants
I have no problem getting naked and in compromising situations on camera for the whole world to see, but I get embarrassed when my roommate catches me in the act. I don’t like masturbating when someone else in in the house. My toys are noisy and I’m noisy. I don’t really want to share that with my roommate. I don’t know how it is so different from working on camera, but I want to be able to have a private moment for myself.
A few days back my roommate came home much earlier than I expected. I was totally in my own world with the Hitachi Wand. I had a real noisy orgasm. It was quite a rush. I laid there in bed for a while recovering for a few minutes. The phone rang. I was still a bit disoriented when I picked up the phone in the other room, and I saw that my roommate was home. I don’t know if he had just walked in the door, or if he heard me at all. He didn’t say anything and neither did I.
I honestly don’t think he cares if I masturbate. He knows I have a ton of sex toys, and I run these websites. When I did webcam work, I was set up in the living room area. I just like having an orgasm that I can keep for myself sometimes.
Twittergasm
In honor of Masturbation Month, the San Francisco Masturbate-a-thon is using the Twitter service to follow live updates of individual orgasms. Fleshbot reported on all the details.
I’m going to be participating in Twittergasm, and you can follow me with an RSS feed reader or sign up for the twitter.com service and receive my updates as text messages on your phone.
If I had planned ahead and stayed on top of the news, i would be participating in Masturbate-a-thon, but I just now learned about the event. If you would like to sponsor me the $75 sign-up fee I can still get in!
What people are saying about Smart Balls
Blogger reviews of Smart Balls
- Chelsea’s Review (tags: smart balls)
- Lolita Wolf’s Review (tags: smart balls)
- Stiletto Diaries Review (tags: smart balls)
- Jesse’s Webcam Stories Review (tags: smart balls)
- Roxxie’s Review at EdenFantasys.com (tags: smart balls)
My Review of Paul and Pauline Vibe
As you may have noticed, the past two weeks or so have been pretty sparse on this blog. At least with regards to my writing. What happened is that I had a major computer meltdown, and I was computerless for two weeks. On one hand it was nice to get out from behind my desk and go sit on the couch and work on some mending. On the other hand I didn’t get any work or writing done. I did spend some time enjoying my toys. I’m just now catching up on all the writing. In a few days I’ll have new software for video editing.
I reviewed the Paul Paulina again on EdenFantasys.com. How could I not review this toy over and over again?? Read what I have to say about it at EdenFantasys.com
iBuzz Two
The iBuzz Two is an interesting piece of technology in the emerging field of teledildonics. Teledildonics is a term used for sex toys controlled by a computer. The idea isn’t really new, but the toys are getting better and there is more publicity. The iBuzz Two is a set of two bullet vibes that you connect to your iPod or other MP3 player. I use a Zune, and I think it also works with a PSP. You could use it alone without a MP3 player, but then why buy it in the first place?
The iBuzz Two is connected to your MP3 player using the headphone jack, and then two sets of headphones are plugged in the iBuzz Two. There are two bullet vibes on one mini plug, and two phthalate-free jelly toys can be added to the bullets. One is a pink bunny and the other is a blue cock ring, suggesting use by hetero couples. There is an iBuzz that seems to be more geared towards solo use, and I’m tempted to pick up one of those to try.
I have not yet tried this toy with a partner, so my review is based on solo use. I started by plugging in all the cords, which is a bit confusing at first. The instructions on the package are clear and easy to read, so you shouldn’t have a problem getting the toy ready. I turned my MP3 player on and found some music I liked. I’ve never masturbated while wearing headphones and listening to music. I was really surprised how it took me out of my boring bedroom with noise from the street and helped me get into a fantasy mind-set. I didn’t have a sex music playlist prepared so I just put on an internet radio station I had downloaded. I used the rabbit on the bullet that I inserted and the cock ring on the bullet for my clit. The rabbit seemed to dull the vibration too much for me to use it on my clit, but the cock ring has this nice nubby bumpy edge that felt really good on my clit. I found it difficult to get a good grip on the bullets. The cock ring was easier for me to hold because it had a nice big loop to grasp.
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Again with the Smart Balls!
I finally had a chance to try out the Smart Balls and I love them. The toy is what looks like two large balls connected by a flexible piece with a looped cord on one end. The balls are weighted, so when you shake them you can hear and feel the weight move inside. The balls are 1.5 inches in diameter, which is a good size for me. The length of the toy, 4 inches, is really perfect for me because I prefer sensations lower in my vagina. Smart Balls are not at like a dildo. They offer a more subtle sensation that is different from normal penetration. They are good for Kegel muscle exercise.
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iBuzz
I have an iBuzz! I’ve had it for several months. I’ve only used it once, and I didn’t have an MP3 player at that time. What happened to me and my libido?? I burned out the motor on the last bullet vibe I had.
If the lighting is good tomorrow I’ll be making a video demonstrating the iBuzz. All the cords and wires look a bit complicated, so I’ll be showing you all how the toy works. Now, what sort of music do I want to hear while I’m masturbating?
Ben Wa & Smart Balls
Recently the Cyber-Dyke studio went on a shopping trip at Good Vibrations, and I made sure that Smart Balls made it to the cashier. I had never really thought about it, but Smart Balls look like they’re based on ben was balls. I haven’t used the Smart Balls yet, and I haven’t really done any other research. I went back through the blog to look for our reviews on ben wa balls and Smart Balls. I also found a really great video by Ducky Doolittle on the topic of ben wa balls.
Ducky Doolittle talks about the history and use of Ben Wa balls
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Silicone Dildos
There is something about the silicone material that is just sort of “sticky” to the touch. Has anyone else noticed this? I’ve always had problems keeping dust and pet hair off my dildos. It;s just everywhere and in the air and it settles on the dildos like any other object in the house. It seems like the pet hair, in particular, sticks to the silicone more than any other material. I just ran three dildos through the dish washer and they still had hair sticking to them. This is just gross. Condoms on all dildos for now on. Eventually, I hope, all my silicone dildos will be replaced with another material.
Roxxie: The Devil Dildo
Name of Product: The Devil Dildo
Product Description: silicone dildo
Price (approximate): $54.00
Where purchased: Divine Interventions
Overall recommendation:
I was digging through the Cyber-Dyke toy box looking for new toys I haven’t tried when I came across The Devil Dildo by Divine Interventions. I didn’t realize we had it and I wondered why nobody else had tested it yet. It’s the Devil and a dildo! What’s not to like? This is a high quality well crafted silicone dildo. It is larger than most dildos, being 7 ½ inches long and 1 ¾ inches in diameter. I thought that the shaped devil image with be a fun sensation. What was I thinking? This is the devil and this dildo really is hell.
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Lube! Lube! Lube!
I am a bit of a preacher when it comes to the joys and benefits of lube, even for solo masturbation. So many people overlook the need for lube, totally forget in the heat of the moment, or go with the Jenna Jameson method of using spit. The spit method really gets to me because not only it is entirely not sexy to hear someone hocking a loogie, but I certainly don’t want random crap from the bottom of your lungs on me and it isn’t very effective lube anyway.
Last year I advocated for lube as a gift. I myself am madly in love with Yoni Butter because it feels good, tastes good, is all natural, is very moisturizing and absorbs nicely.
Lanius of Cast Upon the Thorns, has come up with a really useful guide to selecting the best type of lube for the activity that you’re planning.
Babeland also has a helpful guide to choosing a lube.
I’d like to add that you should seriously consider only using glycerine-free lube, because many people, myself included, are sensitive to it. Nothing ruins the moment like, “Ouch! That burns.” Also avoid cheap novelty-type flavored lubes because they will often contain some type of sugar. Nothing will give you or your lady a yeast infection quite like putting sugar up her cunt!
Roxxie: Gee Whiz and G-Spotter
All this time I’ve been confusing the Hitachi dildo attachment toy that we have, the Gee Whiz, with the G-Spotter . I figured they were probably about the same, they’re both Hitachi attachments intended to stimulate the g-spot. I recently had a chance to use the G-Spotter, and let me tell you, they are a world apart!
First of all the Gee Whiz is silicone and the G-Spotter is vinyl. Recently concerns have been raised about the safety of vinyl products because of their PVC content. After the jelly rubber scare, I’m a bit cautious. There is also a considerable difference in size. The Gee Whiz is about the same size as the dildos I usually use, 5″ long and 1-1/2″ in diameter. The G-Spotter does not feel or look like a dildo at all without a bulbous head and at only 4″ long and 1-1/8″ in diameter. The difference may seem small when you look at the numbers, but it feels like the difference between dildo/penis penetration and finger penetration. I was not at all impressed with the G-Spotter, and it wasn’t long enough to reach my g-spot anyway.
If you did not like the Gee Whiz you may prefer the G-Spotter. You are not likely to notice any vibration near your ass with the G-Spotter, like Chrissy did when she used the G-Whiz. The G-Spotter is also only $16 while the Gee Whiz is $52. I think it is worth the extra money for the Gee Whiz, but your mileage may vary.