Penny & Face: Spank
Penny has a new leather paddle that she hasn’t broken in yet. She invites a favorite girlfriend, Face, over to try it out. Just to make it a bit more painful, Face makes Penny use a butt plug during the spanking. 8:26 min. video
Red Baton
Name of Product: Heavy Red Fiberglass Cane, Rubber Handle (B873)
Product Description: A heavy-duty rod suited to the repertoire of a riot police officer
Price (approximate): $17.50
Where purchased: JT’s Stockroom
Overall recommendation: 
I’m not sure why anyone would call this heavy baton a cane. Maybe a rod or a brain basher, but not a cane. It’s almost easier to swing the awkward, inflexible thing like a bat. The problem with the “cane� is that there’s no in-between impact level: either the bottom can’t feel it or it’s bashing her to bits. It completely lacks the stinginess of the usual rattan cane and the weight would be better suited to a paddle or even a light flogger.
The item’s near uselessness in the dungeon is disappointing, as it’s very well-crafted. The cherry red color is absolutely gorgeous and the rubber grip and stopper are well-affixed and comfortable. Cheap as it is, you may still want to save your money–unless you’re with an extremely heavy masochist into no-holds-barred beatings.
Ostrich Feather Butt Plug
Name of Product: Ostrich Feather Butt Plug
Product Description: A silicone plug that can be used with or without it’s duster attachment
Price (approximate): $34
Where purchased: eXtremeRestraints
Overall recommendation:
The obvious concern with this toy is that the feathers will get gunky and gross, as with the bunny tail butt plug. I was pleasantly surprised to find that not only do the feathers pop out for easy cleaning (or for use as a regular plug), but there’s a protective lip that helps keep them from getting dirty in the first place. Also, the feathers stand up to cleaning much better than the easily matted and pulled-out bunny fur did.
Besides being easy to clean, this silicone plug is extremely comfortable to wear. The tip is rounded so it doesn’t slip in quite so easily, but I really like the way it feels after insertion. I’m not entirely sure why, but I really recommend it. The thin neck and outer lip keep it from falling out. Also, the removable feathers mean that a small vibrator can be placed in the cavity with interesting and enjoyable results!
Penny & Face: Beehive Vibe
Things got hot that summer afternoon, so Penny introduced her lover, Face, to the Beehive vibe. They enjoy a little afternoon delight. The two girlfriends chat about the vibe at the end! Part 1 6:50 min. video, part 2 6:00 min. video
Penny reviews the Beehive vibe HERE
Classy Cane
Name of Product: Delrin Cane w/ Hardwood (B130)
Product Description: An elegant, durable cane
Price (approximate): $77 – $84
Where purchased: JT’s Stockroom
Overall recommendation:
The attractive hand-carved Cocobola hardwood handle on this Delrin cane provides a nicely weighted, comfortable grip. It is beautiful to look at and can provide a spectrum of sensations from tame to extreme.
While I haven’t personally shelled out for this lovely little toy, one of the dungeons I work at has both the 24� and 30� versions. The House Mistress says they’ve been in use for years and neither shows even the slightest bit of wear. The rods are still as firm and strong as ever, the handles comfortable and firmly attached. And of course I know first hand how often they’re used.
While the toy may be a bit pricey–especially for a cane–its elegance alone is enough to justify the expense. But just in case you’re not as aesthetically wowed as I was, just know you’re getting a quality toy as well!
Penny & Alice Pt. 4
Penny and Alice finish up their toys tests. It seems like they spend more time focusing on each other rather than writing toy reviews! Both have Hitachi wands. 5:30 min. video
Penny & Alice Pt. 3
Penny and Alice continue their toy testing, but they get a bit frisky. Penny just can’t keep her hands off Alice’s hot body, so you know the toys must be working! 5:54 min. video
Penny tests the Hitachi Magic Wand
Alice tests the Eroscillator
4 Grrl Vibe-off Pt. 2
Our four hot models are back and cumming quickly. Which toys work fastest and which don’t work at all?? Four real hot screaming orgasms! 5:01 min.
100% Cruel
Name of Product: Metal Clamps
Product Description: Small, metal clothes pins
Price (approximate): $10 each
Where purchased: JT’s Stockroom
Overall recommendation:
Pretty, economically-priced, well-made, and mean as hell. Who could ask for anything more?
Just looking at these little fuckers you know they’re going to hurt. They’re surprisingly heavy and the springs are very tight. For all but the most hardcore masochist I would only recommend use on relatively insensitive parts of the body, such as the tops of the thighs. I’m still working up to taking them on my nipples and pussy lips for more than a few seconds, but once I can I imagine that the temperature play my lover and I have dabbled in already will be even more rewarding. As with all metal toys, keeping these in the freezer or hot water can result in some interesting sensations.
The toys are also of superior craftsmanship. When I first got the clamps I though that I would be able to loosen them up a bit, so as to put them to better use. Not so. The spring is sturdily constructed and won’t loosen up. Of course, this just means that these toys will be in my repertoire for many years to come.
Usually I expect middling quality from JT’s Stockroom and only moderately painful toys, but these little clothespins are some of the meanest, best-made toys I’ve come across. In fact, if they were more versatile and less hardcore, I would have given them five kisses instead of only four. But considering the price, you may want them in your toy box even if you’re not an extreme masochist or sadist.
4 Grrl Vibe Off Pt. 1
Roxxie, Nikki, Penny and Lena are testing out the top vibes to see how they compare. Roxxie has the Hitachi, Nikki has the Synergy, Penny has the Wahl, and Lena has the Eroscillator.
5:28 min.
Bud’s Wicked Leather Strap
Name of Product: Leather Belt Strap
Product Description: Cruel, Belt-like Strap
Price (approximate): $40
Where purchased: Bud’s Wicked Leather
Overall recommendation:
While this strap isn’t actually called the Leather Belt Strap (rather, it’s nameless), I was one of those kids who got punished with my dad’s leather belt and this thing bears a resemblance while being at least twice as cruel. I.e. if you or your lover also had cruel parents, this thing can be great for a mind fuck. The leather is significantly heavier than that of a belt, but it has a belt-like, pointed tip and the perforations are reminiscent of those used to secure a buckle.
Feeldo
Name of Product: Feeldo
Product Description: Strapless strap-on with 6.5″ cock and insertable egg and internal vibrator
Price (approximate): $80
Where purchased: Adam Eve
Overall recommendation:
The idea behind the Feeldo is sound and I genuinely hope that someday someone comes up with a functional version, which I’ve heard may be the Nexus.
When I first tried to use the Feeldo I was so excited that it was a while before I noticed that all my thrusting was in vain. You see, the Feeldo is attached to the wielder by an inserted egg with a thin, flexible neck. Unfortunately this neck means that the cock doesn’t thrust inside your partner. This was fixed by tying a handy rope–another useful bedroom aid–around the bottom of the cock, which was in turn tied around my waist. So much for a strapless strap-on.
Bunny Tail Butt Plug
Name of Product: Bunny Tail Butt Plug
Product Description: A cute, large anal toy
Price (approximate): $52
Where purchased: eXtreme Restraints
Overall recommendation:
I’m a little conflicted about this toy: it’s poorly made, pretty big (without smaller options), and hard to clean. But it’s so cute!
The toy that I got actually had a new flaw. Most of the anal toys I get are solid, made from rubber, silicone, metal, or some other traditional material. This toy, however, is like a rubber sack that has been almost completely filled with some material. It would actually be a pretty cool sensation if the bag was completely filled, but the excess rubber makes for a painful rub if the toy is manipulated at all. Maybe I just got a bad one.
Alice & Penny Pt. 2
Alice squirts! Penny is quite surprised and just has to check it out. Real women talk about female ejaculation! Penny is using the Beehive, Alice uses the Eroscillator. 6:17 min.
Penny reviews the Eroscillator
Penny reviews the Beehive
Loving Crabby
See the video here
Review by Penny.
I think I’m the only girl who likes the Loving Crabby (or MYCRABBY, depending on which side of the package you’re looking at), although I’m not sure I’d agree with all of the package’s bragging points. The toy’s main selling point is supposed to be that it can be used in conjunction with penetration without “uncomfortable straps”. Instead it clips onto one’s labia, which I absolutely love and everyone else seems to hate. Of course, I’m into a degree of genital pain, so my opinion on the matter may not exactly be valid.
Also, the toy does get in the way of penetration with a strap-on, although a smallish, hand-held toy can be used with it easily enough. A strap-on just doesn’t allow the necessary degree of control and gentle manipulation.
The Beehive
Name of Product: The Beehive Vibrator
Product Description: Battery-run vibrator, Rabbit copy-cat
Price (approximate): $38
Where purchased: Good Vibes
Overall recommendation:
The Beehive is a pretty vibrator that comes in a cute, girly box and seems to be very female-centric. It’s a good enough toy, but I would like it better if I hadn’t used the Rabbit. It’s more or less the same thing: a soft toy with separate vibe and swivel-head functions and a number of interesting, enticing bumps and grooves. I, however, am a clit girl and the Beehive lacks the Rabbit’s extra clitoral vibrator. Some vaginal vibes work okay for external stimulation, but this toy just doesn’t work well on the clitoris–all the shake is in the body, none in the head.
Penny & Alice Pt. 1
Penny and her friend Alice spent Valentine’s Day testing and comparing toys. They were interrupted by the doorbell several times when Penny received gifts from her admirers. Listen to their candid talk about vibrators! Alice tests the Crabby, Penny uses the Beehive. 6:17 min.
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