“Stimulating” Latex Panties

Posted by Penny

Name of Product: Stimulating Panties
Product Description: high-cut, latex panties with little nobbies along the crotch
Price (approximate): $20
Where purchased: your local sex shop
Overall recommendation: smooch!

tnd6.jpg

Stimulating panties always seem to feature largely in dirty stories, so I was really eager to try these out. And of course there’s the appeal of anything latex.

However, the panties just didn’t do anything.  It was just like wearing a pair of panties. I’ve tried everything I can think of with them: walking, jogging, crawling around on the floor, doing jumping jacks, straddling the arm of a chair and rubbing, using a vibrator over them, sitting on top of the dryer while it ran–all to no avail. In fact, they’re less sexy than a normal pair of latex panties, as the bumps and ripples in the crotch guard against external feeling while delivering none of their own.

The only thing they are good for is mild genitorture. When snapped against the crotch, the “stimulating” bumps cushion against the sting of impact, making them a little less intense than a regular pair of latex panties.

Still, if you’re going to invest in latex panties, you may just want to get a regular pair–or at least a pair that has a cute cut. These were a little ‘80s for me. When I was wearing them I looked like a less busty, less toned version of the Tarakian chick in Heavy Metal.

August 28, 2007. Annoucements. No Comments.

No Comments

Be the first to comment!

Leave a Reply

Trackback URI