Red Baton

By Roxxie

Name of Product: Heavy Red Fiberglass Cane, Rubber Handle (B873)
Product Description: A heavy-duty rod suited to the repertoire of a riot police officer
Price (approximate): $17.50
Where purchased: JT’s Stockroom
Overall recommendation: smooch!smooch!

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I’m not sure why anyone would call this heavy baton a cane. Maybe a rod or a brain basher, but not a cane. It’s almost easier to swing the awkward, inflexible thing like a bat. The problem with the “cane” is that there’s no in-between impact level: either the bottom can’t feel it or it’s bashing her to bits. It completely lacks the stinginess of the usual rattan cane and the weight would be better suited to a paddle or even a light flogger.

The item’s near uselessness in the dungeon is disappointing, as it’s very well-crafted. The cherry red color is absolutely gorgeous and the rubber grip and stopper are well-affixed and comfortable. Cheap as it is, you may still want to save your money–unless you’re with an extremely heavy masochist into no-holds-barred beatings.

August 21, 2007. Penny Barber, Whips & Floggers. 1 Comment.

One Comment

  1. Penny replied:

    A friend who grew up on a ranch has informed me that this baton is actually used to herd pigs on farms and is available from livestock stores for a lot less!

    June 14th, 2008 at 11:11 AM. Permalink.