100% Cruel
Name of Product: Metal Clamps
Product Description: Small, metal clothes pins
Price (approximate): $10 each
Where purchased: JT’s Stockroom
Overall recommendation: 
Pretty, economically-priced, well-made, and mean as hell. Who could ask for anything more?
Just looking at these little fuckers you know they’re going to hurt. They’re surprisingly heavy and the springs are very tight. For all but the most hardcore masochist I would only recommend use on relatively insensitive parts of the body, such as the tops of the thighs. I’m still working up to taking them on my nipples and pussy lips for more than a few seconds, but once I can I imagine that the temperature play my lover and I have dabbled in already will be even more rewarding. As with all metal toys, keeping these in the freezer or hot water can result in some interesting sensations.
The toys are also of superior craftsmanship. When I first got the clamps I though that I would be able to loosen them up a bit, so as to put them to better use. Not so. The spring is sturdily constructed and won’t loosen up. Of course, this just means that these toys will be in my repertoire for many years to come.
Usually I expect middling quality from JT’s Stockroom and only moderately painful toys, but these little clothespins are some of the meanest, best-made toys I’ve come across. In fact, if they were more versatile and less hardcore, I would have given them five kisses instead of only four. But considering the price, you may want them in your toy box even if you’re not an extreme masochist or sadist.
4 Grrl Vibe Off Pt. 1
Roxxie, Nikki, Penny and Lena are testing out the top vibes to see how they compare. Roxxie has the Hitachi, Nikki has the Synergy, Penny has the Wahl, and Lena has the Eroscillator.
5:28 min.
3 Vibes Pt. 2
Michelle and Lena didn’t get enough the first time around, so they continue to masturbate with their favorite vibes. Michelle cums really hard and squirts across the room! Female ejaculation is real! 5:57 min. video
Bud’s Wicked Leather Strap
Name of Product: Leather Belt Strap
Product Description: Cruel, Belt-like Strap
Price (approximate): $40
Where purchased: Bud’s Wicked Leather
Overall recommendation:
While this strap isn’t actually called the Leather Belt Strap (rather, it’s nameless), I was one of those kids who got punished with my dad’s leather belt and this thing bears a resemblance while being at least twice as cruel. I.e. if you or your lover also had cruel parents, this thing can be great for a mind fuck. The leather is significantly heavier than that of a belt, but it has a belt-like, pointed tip and the perforations are reminiscent of those used to secure a buckle.
Feeldo
Name of Product: Feeldo
Product Description: Strapless strap-on with 6.5″ cock and insertable egg and internal vibrator
Price (approximate): $80
Where purchased: Adam Eve
Overall recommendation:
The idea behind the Feeldo is sound and I genuinely hope that someday someone comes up with a functional version, which I’ve heard may be the Nexus.
When I first tried to use the Feeldo I was so excited that it was a while before I noticed that all my thrusting was in vain. You see, the Feeldo is attached to the wielder by an inserted egg with a thin, flexible neck. Unfortunately this neck means that the cock doesn’t thrust inside your partner. This was fixed by tying a handy rope–another useful bedroom aid–around the bottom of the cock, which was in turn tied around my waist. So much for a strapless strap-on.
3 Vibes
Lena, Nikki and Michelle get together to compare their favorite toys and vibrators, but they decide to play instead! Michelle and Nikki use two Pocket Rocket vibes on Lena. Then she gets the Hitachi wand, and finally Nikki gets the Hitachi wand. These three have a whole lot of fun torturing each other with toys! 8:21 min.
Bunny Tail Butt Plug
Name of Product: Bunny Tail Butt Plug
Product Description: A cute, large anal toy
Price (approximate): $52
Where purchased: eXtreme Restraints
Overall recommendation:
I’m a little conflicted about this toy: it’s poorly made, pretty big (without smaller options), and hard to clean. But it’s so cute!
The toy that I got actually had a new flaw. Most of the anal toys I get are solid, made from rubber, silicone, metal, or some other traditional material. This toy, however, is like a rubber sack that has been almost completely filled with some material. It would actually be a pretty cool sensation if the bag was completely filled, but the excess rubber makes for a painful rub if the toy is manipulated at all. Maybe I just got a bad one.
Alice & Penny Pt. 2
Alice squirts! Penny is quite surprised and just has to check it out. Real women talk about female ejaculation! Penny is using the Beehive, Alice uses the Eroscillator. 6:17 min.
Penny reviews the Eroscillator
Penny reviews the Beehive
Loving Crabby
See the video here
Review by Penny.
I think I’m the only girl who likes the Loving Crabby (or MYCRABBY, depending on which side of the package you’re looking at), although I’m not sure I’d agree with all of the package’s bragging points. The toy’s main selling point is supposed to be that it can be used in conjunction with penetration without “uncomfortable straps”. Instead it clips onto one’s labia, which I absolutely love and everyone else seems to hate. Of course, I’m into a degree of genital pain, so my opinion on the matter may not exactly be valid.
Also, the toy does get in the way of penetration with a strap-on, although a smallish, hand-held toy can be used with it easily enough. A strap-on just doesn’t allow the necessary degree of control and gentle manipulation.