100% Cruel

Review posted by Penny

Name of Product: Metal Clamps
Product Description: Small, metal clothes pins
Price (approximate): $10 each
Where purchased: JT’s Stockroom
Overall recommendation: smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!

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Pretty, economically-priced, well-made, and mean as hell. Who could ask for anything more?

Just looking at these little fuckers you know they’re going to hurt. They’re surprisingly heavy and the springs are very tight. For all but the most hardcore masochist I would only recommend use on relatively insensitive parts of the body, such as the tops of the thighs. I’m still working up to taking them on my nipples and pussy lips for more than a few seconds, but once I can I imagine that the temperature play my lover and I have dabbled in already will be even more rewarding. As with all metal toys, keeping these in the freezer or hot water can result in some interesting sensations.

The toys are also of superior craftsmanship. When I first got the clamps I though that I would be able to loosen them up a bit, so as to put them to better use. Not so. The spring is sturdily constructed and won’t loosen up. Of course, this just means that these toys will be in my repertoire for many years to come.

Usually I expect middling quality from JT’s Stockroom and only moderately painful toys, but these little clothespins are some of the meanest, best-made toys I’ve come across. In fact, if they were more versatile and less hardcore, I would have given them five kisses instead of only four. But considering the price, you may want them in your toy box even if you’re not an extreme masochist or sadist.

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