Massagers
Today I tried out the Wahl. I’ll have a real review and video for you soon. I just have some comments about electric products marketed as body massagers. The Wahl is marketed as a body massager, and comes with attachment heads that are pretty worthless for masturbation. They might be more interesting if you’re with a partner or have male genitals. After masturbating with it, I tried it as a body massager. It wasn’t bad, but I think I felt better because the vibrations numbed my sore spots. When I used it on my head I got dizzy from the vibrations. The facial massager didn’t seem to do anything for me. I’m not too sure what the health benefits I should expect from a facial massager.
I’ve been told by the other ladies at Cyber-Dyke.net that the Hitachi Magic Wand is good for a bad back or sore arm.The Hitachi is still very much a sex toy, unlike the Wahl that functions as both.
I remember my mother having this big huge electric massaging contraption. She loved it so much that she bought me one too. Apparently she took it seriously as a massager and had no clue that massagers are supposed to be sex toys. If she was using it as a sex toy, she would not have sent me one. I didn’t think it was good at massaging anything. I do have actual diagnosed muscular and back problems so I need to use therapeutic massage and physical therapy. Using it as a body massager was annoying and uncomfortable. It was ugly too, and I’m pretty sure I tossed it out years ago. It wasn’t even good for masturbation.
Another time I received some free gift that was a small electric massager. It was just this little pocket sized vibrating thing. It seriously looked like the Pocket Rocket, but the vibrations weren’t fast or strong enough. Somebody must have been taking it seriously as a body massager, because mainstream companies don’t just send out sex toys as free gifts. I found it to be was worthless as a body massager and sex toy.
I guess that if you’ve never used a vibrator or don’t need a lot of stimulation, the weak body massagers could be exciting. I actually really hope that somebody uses them as sex toys, and enjoys it. It just really warms my heart to think that maybe somebody picked up a seemingly innocent body massager and was introduced to the wonderful world of sex toys.
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