Marilyn Rechargeable Vibe

By Robin

reviewed by Angelene

angl_gt_042.jpg Name of Product: Marilyn Rechargeable Vibe
Product Description: Hard plastic waterproof vibe, about 1″ by 7″
Average price: $27.00
Where purchased: Early to Bed, Chicago’s dyke-owned woman-run sex shop. early2bed.com 

Overall recommendation: smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!

This is really good vibrator. It’s got an infra-red heated tip, which is very nice on cold nights, and can be turned off if you don’t want it; it’s got two speeds, it’s waterproof (it makes bathtime lots of fun!) and it’s rechargeable! You never need batteries, just plug it in and charge it right alongside your cell phone. Also, the waterproof feature makes for much less “am I killing this vibe?” worries when you clean it. I loved all the bang I got for my buck!
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June 27, 2006. Angelene, Vibes. 1 Comment.

Phallix Glass Dildo

By Robin

reviewed by Sasha Monet

sasha monet glass dildoName of Product: Dichroic Spiral w/handle (double-ended glass dildo)
Product Description: 7″x1.25″ curved rainbow dichroic wrapped shaft with a 3.5″ handle and 1.5″ rounded head
Manufacturer: Phallix
Price (approximate): $110 wholesale
Where purchased: phallixglass.com

Overall recommendation: smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!

We are so lucky to get top model Sasha Monet here on Girl Tools reviewing her favorite glass dildo! Here’s her review: “I always wanted one of these mostly because they are so pretty! They just look so cool! But they can take a bit of getting used to. I like the hard smooth feel of glass dildos and you can do some neat sensation play with them — chill them down, blindfold your girl and fuck her with one of these and she might just do through the roof! But I admit that’s not for everyone. If you don’t like cold dildos, warming this puppy up in a lukewarm bath will do the trick; the glass retains heat nicely once it gets to the right temperature. If you don’t like hard rigid dildos, of course, this toy isn’t for you. And they are pricey! But I love mine and I definitely plan to get more shapes & sizes!” (more…)

June 19, 2006. Dildos, Sasha Monet. 1 Comment.

Silver Stud — or not

By Robin

Reader Review

Name of Product: Silver Stud Butt Plug
Product Description: Metallic-ish silver, 3-1/4″ insertable length; 1-1/8″ at widest point, 3/4″ neck.
Manufacturer: Tantus
Price (approximate): 13.00
Where purchased: blowfish.com

Overall recommendation: smooch!
What she actually said: “This thing sucks.  Yep, I wrote ’sucks’. While I find the style of this plug amusing and it is easy to insert, this toy did not arouse me one-tenth as much as it annoyed me.   I won’t go so far as to say that it ruined the kinky afternoon of ass-tastic delights my lovers and I had planned, but it certainly put a damper on things!  The first time we tried it, I was bent over Boi’s knee for the spanking I so richly deserved.  After a few swats, it popped out.  Okay, fine.  It was a hard spanking.  Probably very jarring. Our Grrl dutifully ran to the sink to rinse it off so we could try again.

This time, I was on my knees, plug firmly wedged in place, Boi poised to enter The Heavenly Home with the strap on.  *Blurp*, there it went, from my ass to Boi’s waiting hand.  Quick reflexes, that one.  Patient, too, as you will see.  Peeved, I snatched it away and jammed it back in, to the giggly delight of Grrl.  “Just keep your thumb on it,” I said grimly, “it’ll be fine.”  Alas, I was wrong.  After a few thrusts, the incorrigible plug started slipping out, pushing against Boi’s thumb, deliberately, insolently. I swear it was smirking at me when it hit the floor.  I wasn’t going to let it win.  No way, sister.  I bought that damned punk-rawk plug for my ass, it was mine, I owned it, and it was going to stay in my ass whether it wanted to or not.  Heel, buttplug! 

I stuck the plug in again, then contorted myself into a precarious, quasi-yogic position.  It defies description, but I can tell you that my pelvis was in the air and the plug was pressed against the heel of my bare foot.  Whatever you can picture probably isn’t as ridiculous and stupid looking as the reality.  After adjusting a bit, I looked over to see my Boi and Grrl laughing the kind of silent, teary, hysterical laughter that can only be triggered by witnessing something so absurd.   Feeling sheepish,  I collapsed giggling into their laps.  The Silver Stud slid smoothly out of my body to the floor, where it glimmered in the afternoon sun, mocking me.
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June 13, 2006. Butt Plugs, Readers. No Comments.

Pocket Rocket + Echo

By Robin

overall recommendation: lil smoochlil smoochlil smoochlil smoochlil smooch
The promised video of Rebecca adding the Echo dildo with a bullet vibe to her pocket rocket experience! Twice as nice! We’ll be posting her full review very soon, but for now CyDy members can check out her video here!

June 9, 2006. Dildos, Rebecca, Vibes. 2 Comments.

Happy News!

By Robin

TessaTwo items of happy news today! First, our video processing system is back in operation — you may have noticed the video posted last Saturday — and we are catching up on our backlog. Look for another video to be posted later this week.  

The second item is even more exciting; so much so that I’m jumping the gun a tiny bit by posting about it here, as it won’t be officially launched until this weekend. A brand new website is being added to CyberDyke: the Land of Ahhhs! It’s dedicated to the sensual, hedonistic and deliciously pervy explorations of our very own Tessa. If you’re a frequent visitor, you’ve seen her on Sappho’s Girls, and if not you should really go check her out! But first, visit the Land of Ahhhs! She just posted a sassy review of a cute little vibe over there and there is much more to come! Or ummm… well, you know what I mean…  :-)

June 6, 2006. CyDy News, Site News. No Comments.